I knew it.
The first Christmas cotastrophe --THE TELLY DIED!It will be at least two months before it's fixed which leaves us with no T.V --not that there is anything on telly anyway, and no way to play christmas presants (a.k.a DVD's!). Not only that, but my friends at work have decided to try and book the Ice Rink (the first ever on the Island and is only here for a limited time) for a christmas staff party.

THAT'S ASKING FOR TROUBLE -- I can't even stand up on a normal, non-slippery, flat, safe surface without tripping over head-first. Me + Ice- usually pain/Emabressment/etc,etc,etc... With only a few weeks left before christmas, I really don't wish to risk ice-skating, only to spend the holidays stuck indoors with plaster cast stuck on my leg/arm, thank you very much.

Not only that, but Prince raided the christmas cupbaords, ate half a box of mince-pies (yes, people are eating mince pies already) and was sick all over the carpet. IT'S NOT X-MAS YET but already it is starting to shape up to be very crappy indeed.